The Cure All

I was just watching the show "Manswers" which is a chauvinistic show designed to answer the weird questions that are always in the back of mind of the average American male.

Well, to sum it all up, men are pigs, no great revelation here.

Some of the topics being covered were "What odors will turn woman on?"

and

"In what country is a man most likely to be satisfied orally?"

The answer by the way is Austria, something about the love of sausage I guess.

But I digress…

One of the brain teaser questions was: "What is the best way to beat an addiction?"

Well, guess what...

Not a 12 step plan…

Not methadone…

The best way to beat an addiction happens to be… "Getting Whipped" AKA: SPANKED!!!

So, how does one get an insurance company to cover those therapy sessions?

In any event…

What an incredible revelation.

Geessseee…

All along we’ve been on cutting edge of medical science and have never known it. However, in the pursuit of nothing less than establishing a standard that includes exploring the unknown for the betterment of mankind...

We will pursue the exploration to find the edge of the envelope.

We will continue to explore the cutting edge of science and be there for any new developments. Perhaps it's time for a Federal Grant to determine what is the most effective implement…

It’s about time we get some Federal Funding in the Spanko World.